My godmother bought Fifty Shades of Grey and posted a picture of it on her facebook page saying how much she loves it. Gross. Kill. Me. Right. Now. Excuse me, I’m going to the bathroom to puke.

“Books became my life, or maybe I should say books became the way I escaped from my life.” —Beth Hoffman.
(Missing the first four books of Vampire Academy, the first two of Bloodlines and all three from Heroes of Olympus.)

“Oh, fuck the paperwork,” he growls. He lunges at me, pushing me against the wall of the elevator. Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in one of his in a viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his hips. Holy shit.
If you’d never left me, then I probably wouldn’t feel this way. You walking out on me was the best thing you ever did… for us. It made me realize how much I want you, just you, and I mean it when I say I’ll take you any way I can have you.
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| — | Christian Grey to Anastasia Steele, Fifty Shades Darker. |
Luckily, my books are on loan right now. Or else I would have never started a new book!
Mine are hidden inside a box on top of a very high shelf. Too much work to get them. It’s like a book rehab.






